SPOOKY AMUSEMENT PARK
WITH ALL THE WEIRDOS AND SERIAL KILLERS
https://www.csupueblo.edu/student-health-services/_doc/zombie-pandemic.pdf
“...CDC shipped out Its first supply of vaccines against this novel virus that has been ravaging the nation. The first round should reach safe zones as early as this evening…”
“We’re saved?! I can’t believe It!”
“Vaccines?!”
“Hey folks, the vaccines are on their way!”
“YAYY!!”
I KNOW, EVERYONE IS ALREADY SUPER EXCITED AND CAN'T WAIT! "YAYY!!"
Is it "against this novel virus" or the 48,500-year-old "zombie virus"?
HomeWorld News5 Points On 48,500-Year-Old 'Zombie Virus' Revived By Scientists
5 Points On 48,500-Year-Old 'Zombie Virus' Revived By Scientists
Zombie virus: As the global temperature is rising, a number of glaciers and permafrost are melting, releasing virus trapped for centuries.
French scientists have revived a 48,500-year-old zombie virus buried under a frozen lake in Russia until now!
IN SIBERIA - THANK GOD NOT IN CHINA!
BUT WAIT… WHAT WERE THOSE FRENCH SCIENTISTS DOING THERE?
WE THOUGHT IT WAS WAR TIME....
BUT I GUESS EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO THE PLAN:
Scientists discovered that all of the "zombie viruses" have the potential to be infectious and hence pose a "health danger" after researching the live cultures.
They believe that COVID-19-style pandemics will become more common in the future as melting permafrost releases long-dormant viruses like a microbial Captain America, as per New York Post.
"It is therefore legitimate to ponder the risk of ancient viral particles remaining infectious and getting back into circulation by the thawing of ancient permafrost layers," they write.
Unfortunately, it's a vicious cycle as organic matter released by the thawing ice decomposes into carbon dioxide and methane, further enhancing the greenhouse effect and accelerating the melt.
New York Post reports that the newly thawed virus might only be the tip of the epidemiological iceberg as there are likely more hibernating viruses yet to be discovered.
https://stacks.cdc.gov/view/cdc/48559 Going viral: CDC's zombie apocalypse
THIS GUY, A ‘CONTRIBUTOR’, WRITES ABOUT HIMSELF:
A Zombie Apocalypse Prediction For 2021? CDC Has A Preparedness Guide
Bruce Y. Lee Senior Contributor
He is not alone
Explains why the clotshots had to be kept at such low temperatures.
They contain the Zombie virus.